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You haven't earned yourself the right of my contact info, but if you're here, you should know it already... if you don't, I don't like. You're ugly, annoying, or I just have something against you. Don't take it personally, though; you may be able to redeem yourself. Unless you name starts with a b and rhymes with men and your last name starts with a d and rhymes with mavis. Then you're too far gone for redemption.
Sun Nov 22

Mass-produced Birthday Wishes

Alec, happy 15th birthday. Teddy, happy 1st birthday. Same day. And I’m late on wishing both of you guys…