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You haven't earned yourself the right of my contact info, but if you're here, you should know it already... if you don't, I don't like. You're ugly, annoying, or I just have something against you. Don't take it personally, though; you may be able to redeem yourself. Unless you name starts with a b and rhymes with men and your last name starts with a d and rhymes with mavis. Then you're too far gone for redemption.

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Sun May 31

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Ah, The Onion…

What a terrible father. I bet he never takes care of his kid. Would somebody explain to me why people have kids if they’re just going to get a nanny to take care of them? No wonder the kid was crying and screaming. As a volunteering childcare provider, this crap makes me ANGRY. That kid deserves better.

are you for cereal?

yes I’m for cereal. :P shuppud and let me alone. Don’t judge me!!!!

umm, that more like “are you not familiar with the onion?” it’s not real……

yes i know it’s not real. I don’t care. It’s still pretty true to life, unfortunatly.

You aren’t mad at me alec, rite?