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Sat May 30

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Ah, The Onion…

What a terrible father. I bet he never takes care of his kid. Would somebody explain to me why people have kids if they’re just going to get a nanny to take care of them? No wonder the kid was crying and screaming. As a volunteering childcare provider, this crap makes me ANGRY. That kid deserves better.