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You haven't earned yourself the right of my contact info, but if you're here, you should know it already... if you don't, I don't like. You're ugly, annoying, or I just have something against you. Don't take it personally, though; you may be able to redeem yourself. Unless you name starts with a b and rhymes with men and your last name starts with a d and rhymes with mavis. Then you're too far gone for redemption.

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Tue May 26

Waiting

I wait for the day when a little child takes his SAT essay and references XKCD.

When I took the SAT this year, my Essay question asked my how Acting would be helpful later in life. I wrote an Essay detailing how I would be able to make my lies more convincing (except I made it sound more honest).

I got an almost-full score on that portion.

Chances are, when someone refrences XKCD, the SAT people won’t really care.