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Tue May 26

In which Sney recalls her ABCs.

Go ahead and reblog this, guys!

A
- Available: Sorta… not reallyish??? Idk… depends on what you mean by “available”
- Age: 14 and -6 days!!!
- Annoyance: Foo’s.
- Animal: Yes, I know, I only have a dog, but really I’m a cat person at heart. Sorry Sirius, doesn’t mean I love you any less :D

B
- Beer: Which ever one gets me drunker! Jk. Beer is gross.
- Birthday: June 1, 95.
- Best Friends: Everyones! except for the ones who aren’t my best friends.
- Best feeling in the world: Snuggling :D
- Blind or Deaf: Neither. I wouldn’t mind never walking again, though. Well, actually, I would. But I rather enjoy my senses the way they are right now, thanks very much.
- Best weather: Sun on snow and water. Talk about BRIGHT!
- Been in Love: Who knows?
- Been on stage?: Oh yes.
- Believe in Magic: Of course… Wingadium Leviosa!!!!
- Believe in God: Sort of? I beleive in my God.
- Believe in Santa: Of course I do, doesn’t everyone?

C
- Candy: Timtams!
- Color: At this second, yellow.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: VanillaChocolate! (asking which is like asking my to choose between my family and my friends!)
- Chinese/Mexican: My god. Why do you torture me so???
- Cake or pie: Pie. Piepiepiepie. I lurve pie. I lurve it so. 
- Continent to visit: Prolly Asia. But I want to go to Europe so badly.
- Cheese: Beecher’s Flagship: A robust melting pot of savory flavors with a hint of sunkissed thyme. (Not really. I just wanted to sound fan-ceh.)


D
- Day or Night: Evening (Teatime to 8:00)
- Dance in the rain?: If you can call what I do dancing. It’s more of a rythmic spazzing.
- Do the splits?: The “Splits” as you humans call them, are simply a state of mind. So yes. When I’m in the mood, I am quite capable of doing the “splits”.


E
- Eggs: No. No. No.
- Eyes: Poopy brown… :P
- Everyone’s got: boobs? oh no wait… just kidding. 
- Ever failed a class?: I think I might have, but the report card was mysteriously lost in the mail.

F
- First thoughts waking up: “Growl”
- Food: Blood! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G

- Greatest Fear: Well… I have this fear that when I bend my head back, I’ll lose all the muscle in my neck and not be able to pull my head back up again… Leave me alone! My other fear is that someday, I might skate over someones fingers and chop them off!!!!!! - Goals: Not die?
- Gum: I don’t do “Gum”
- Get along with your parents?: Of course. With parents like mine, who needs friends??? just kidding!
- Good luck charm: Clothes. As long as you’re wearing something, your not a complete failure, right? (Although you can get pretty darn close)

H
- Hair Color: NOT blonde.
- Happy: Yes. I’m am having “fun” filling this out. -smiles creepily-
- Holiday: Any thing other than Thanksgiving. -groans-
- How do you want to die: Long list. I want to be old, and about to die, and I need to get a tattoo. And then I want to go out and kill a bunch of people who I’ve always hated (if you’re reading my blog, you’re not one of them… yet) and then when the cops come to get me, I’ll shoot myself.

I
- Ice Cream: Depends on my mood.
- Instrument: Guitar/Piano/Singing (hey, it’s an instrument.)

J
- Jewelry: Just earings.
- Job: PRESCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K
- Kids: I don’t have any?
- Kickboxing or karate: My aunt kikboxes. But then she got married and pregnant and forgot to tell us -growls-
- Keep a journal?: I’ve tried. God knows I’ve tried. (And failed. I has no follow through)

L
- Longest Car Ride: I don’t know. Do you think I actually remember these things??? What kind of a freak do you think I am??? -glares accusingly at everyone-
- Love: All my friends and family!
- Letter: V.
- Laughed so hard you cried: At Melanie. 

M
- Milk flavor: Non-existent Milk.
- Movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, American Psycho, Howl’s Moving Castle, Millenium Actress… the list goes on.
- Motion sickness: It’s Conditional.

N
- Number of Siblings: Uno.
- Number of Piercings:-sighs- Only one per ear… and nothing on my nose… :P
- Number: 23

O
- One wish: To never be completely alone.


P
- Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Pineapple with a thick crust and honey.
- Pepsi/Coke: Coke. Since I was a young ‘un.

Q
- Quail: Bakaw???

R
- Reason to cry: Failure.
- Reality T.V.: ANTM!!!!!!!
- Radio Station: 89.5
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Mebbe
- Ring size: Don’t have rings.

S
- Sushi: The Yummy kind.
- Skipped school: Nope.
- Slept outside: Yepperdo!
- Smoke?: nope.
- Shower daily?: Yep.
- Sing well?: What kind of a question is that? Of COURSE I do! :D
- Sing in the Shower?: Nope, because then EVERYONE could hear it!
- Swear?: SHIT!
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Blueberries.

-Sneha?: YES!!!!!



T
- Time for bed: When I’m sleepy.
- Thunderstorms: Thundery?

U
- Unpredictable: Depends on the person who’s trying to predict me.

V
- Vacation spot: Anywhere in Japan/Singapore/Canada/Europe and Kauai

W
- Weakness: Lazyness… and procrastination and a short attention span. Look, a distraction!!!!
- Wanted to be a model?: Yes. But I too short. :D
- Where do we go when we die?: You think I know???
- Worst Weather?: No weather… the apocalypse!!! AHHHHHH! WE”RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

X
- X-Rays: Had one today! I can feel the radiation pulsing through me…. ahh yes… i can FEEL it!!!!
- Ex’s: No one.

Y
- Year it is now: 2009
- Yellow: is bomb-sauce. Just like Carkeek park.

Z
- Zoo animal: The Unicorns. You have seen their new exhibit, right?

Love and a silly, nervewracking (AHHHH! History final tomorrow!) goodafternooisheveningishtime,

Mrs. T.